Applicants Wanted

We are now accepting applications for a bestie, a best friend forever, a bestest.

Please review the following job description:
The 6 Happy Hearts Bestie is one you hold in highest esteem, more commonly known as a best friend. A bestie is the person who you not only go shopping with on a regular basis but also trust implicitly with anything. Besties do not come and go like waves with sandcastles, they are more like permanent marker on MissMe jeans, they'll stay with you forever. A bestie is pure, good and true. Multiple 'besties' will not be hired. There will be dear friends, good friends, buddies, homies & girlfriends however they will not technically count as a bestie. These friends will be at required functions & events in which the bestie will attend early & stay late as that is a requirement. These friends are similar to pants that stay with you only until you get too fat for them, or you tear them or just until they fade. Being a true bestie, you will go through all of it, walking in when the world walks out. 

If you would like to apply please review a few of the questions prior to sending your bestie resume'...

1. Have you ever stalked anyone? And by stalked we mean: someone that is obsessed. Watching and noticing every thing you do & say. A person that craves attention so they stalk you because they want the same attention. 
2. Have you ever had a restraining order place against you?
3. Are you, or do you plan to be, a pathological liar?
4. Do you like snakes, spiders or any other creepy, crawler things?
5. Are you crazy?
6. What is your favorite food?
7. Please list your hobbies.

This job opening has been created due to observing all the "bestie", "BFF" & "Bestest" comments on Facebook & blogs. We are not exactly sure why grown women place the word "bestie", "BFFFFF" or "bestest" on anything. We have decided this might be a nice position to fill. 

Please no phone calls. All applicants will be required to complete a background check & drug test. 6 Happy Hearts is an equal opportunity bestie hirer. We are totally making fun of the whole bestie thing here so please don't really email us your bestie resume'.